Meet Norma Stitz. Norma is special because she holds a world record: the record for the words largest natural breasts.

Norma was awarded the title in 1999 when her breasts clocked in at a staggering 69 inches, and weigh 40 pounds. You can’t cater for that with off the shelf bras, so instead Norma has bras custom made using parachutes (seriously).

Despite not being able to sleep on her back as her breasts crush her airways, and requiring help to walk up starts because she can’t she them, Norma has no interest in obtaining a breast reduction. “When people ask me why I don’t just get a reduction I say ‘Are you crazy?’ I love my boobs and they are winning me a wonderful life…I’ve had offers from TV stations all over the world wanting me to come on and show them off.”

But because this story should end on a positive note, it should come as no surprise that Norma takes full advantage of her breasts and works in the pornography business.

Here’s a clip of Norma on the Jenny Jones show:

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You know it’s summer when the girls start showing their belly buttons…

In the high-pressure world of professional sport, team-mates are bound to bond with one another.  All those hours spent together in the showers and receiving rubdowns, is it any wonder that these manliest of men tend to occasionally get a little too close?  As with everything on the internet, such moments have a name: Sporno.  Sporno is that split second in time when a photographer captures two strapping athletes becoming one.  Here are 20 Sporno moments that will make you want to get physical.

20. Two basketball players both straining to make the rim

19. Another stiff performance by Lampard in an England shirt.

18. “2-4-6-8, guess who this guy appreciates”

17. “Just stand still a moment, while I kiss you on the mouth”

16. Don Nelson clearly still has a few moves up his sleeve

15. “No, I’m telling you. That guy behind isn’t watching us”

14. So it’s not just Brooke that’s sucking the Hulkster dry

13. “I’m sorry…”

12. Sunk into Phil’s hole in one

11. “Hey Senor, form an orderly queue”

10. As is often the way, one guy is enjoying himself way more than the other

9. Goldenballs-deep

8. We’ve all uncorked too soon at least once in our lives

7. What happens when an innocent game of Twister goes too far

6. “So you play tight end?”
“Actually I’m a wide receiver”

5. Her parents must be so proud

4. The guy on the left was enjoying himself, until he became aware there was a camera on him

3. For once Shawn Michaels isn’t the only sexy boy on display

2. “So you play for Orlando Magic? Well guess what I’m about to make disappear”

1. “Sorry for getting you sent off in the World Cup Wayne”

Beloved and reinvented by even the most celebrated chefs, the grilled cheese has long-since outgrown its white bread and processed cheese days. Below, find a roundup of the best tributes to this American staple.  I hope to see these pop up on Shakedown near you.

The $15 Grilled Cheese

This stacked creation was born out of Ontario-based chef Randy Feltis’s adoration for exotic cheeses and thick-cut bread. Melted in between the garlic-, parsley- and butter-seasoned loaf lies a brilliant blend of brie, aged Cheddar, Italian Asiago and Havarti cheeses.

Croque Madame

A delectable grilled cheese sandwich coupled with cured meats and topped with a fried egg is one of the many appetizing creations on the menu at Campanile in Los Angeles as part of its weekly Grilled Cheese Night.

Honey-Basil Grilled Cheese

YumSugar, the savvy food column on the Sugar Network, made this delicious sandwich in honor of National Grilled Cheese Month. They crafted this stack of melted goodness with mozzarella, fontina, fresh basil, tomatoes and honey.

Grilled Caprese

This salad-turned-sandwich is inspired by Insalata Caprese, a dish consisting of mozzarella, ripe tomatoes and fresh basil from the Campania region in southwestern Italy.

Grilled Portobello and Cheese

The Oregon Grille in Cockeysville, Maryland—a quaint eatery surrounded by horse country—is responsible for this rustic white bread explosion, topped with Boursin and provolone cheeses as well as roasted tomato and portobello mushrooms.

Stuffed Grilled Cheese Pretzel

You can get six of these stuffed-to-perfection soft pretzels for $28. Oozing from the plump curves of this toasted treat is real Cheddar cheese, which is also sprinkled on top.

Gruyère with Caramelized Onions

This simple creation is one of several hot-sandwich options in celebrity chef Tom Colicchio’s book ’Wichcraft. It’s inspired by french onion soup and contains Gruyère cheese with roasted onions on sliced rye bread

Grilled Cheese and Tomatoes

This twist on a Southern classic creates a grilled cheese out of a gourmet version of pimento cheese—made with Gruyère, provolone and piquillo peppers—and is served with a shot of tomato soup at Max’s Wine Dive in Houston.

Revamped Grilled Cheese

“The Inner Workings of a College Graduate” blogger, Meghann, decided to overhaul the tasteless grilled cheese sandwiches she ate as a kid. The result? Between two slices of Jenna’s Oatmeal Bread she layers Swiss cheese, goat cheese, apples and spinach—grilled to perfection on a George Foreman Grill.

Mozzarella and Provolone with Roasted Tomatoes and Black Olives

Another delicious delight from the ’Wichcraft cookbook, this pizza-inspired creation combines mozzarella, roasted tomatoes, niçoise olives, oregano and aged provolone on country bread. Though traditionally cooked in a sandwich press, it can also be grilled in a pan with olive oil or heated open-face in an oven.