Barack Astley?

November 4, 2008

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Douche Off

September 26, 2008

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How to Make a Squirrel Sandwich

September 16, 2008

Video of a cooking show host and her son hunting and killing a squirrel. Next, she shows how to make a tasty sandwich.

“I promised him a squirrel sandwich and that is what he’s gonna get after school. You’ve heard of tuna melts or patty melts, well why not squirrel melts.”

Saturday Night Live couldn’t have done better than this.

I’m going to have to take a rain check on this one. Not to mention there’s no way this is kosher.

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Bill Gates and Jerry Seinfeld Part 2: Regular People

September 12, 2008

The next installment of Microsoft’s controversial ad campaign featuring Jerry Seinfeld and Bill Gates is out. And you know what? It’s pretty good.

It’s crazy that an ad campaign starring one of the least-edgy comedians out there and the world’s foremost philanthropist could ever be controversial. But the first Seinfeld/Gates ad was just that: Microsoft had for months touted an upcoming ad campaign that would strike back at Apple’s Mac vs. PC spots and would help set the record straight about Windows Vista; it delivered 90 surreal seconds of Seinfeld and Gates shopping for discount shoes.

The second installment isn’t much different in tone from the first one, and it’s three times as long. In it, Seinfeld and Gates move in with a stereotypical suburban family so they can experience life in the real world. It’s too long, but it does feature some clever lines, Seinfeld clipping his toe nails, and Gates reading the world’s worst bedtime story – proving again that he has a rare talent for deadpan self-mockery.

Again there’s no mention of Windows. But we’re OK with that. And in a weird way the first ad makes a little more sense now, although we still feel that it pushed absurdity a little too far.
Here’s a rather sane interpretation of the ads and the initial response – overwhelmingly negative – that Microsoft’s Chris Flores posted on the Windows Vista blog:

    “Will seeing Bill and Jerry enjoy each other’s company make people run out and buy a new laptop? Or correct misperceptions some non-users might have about Windows Vista? Certainly not…When you set out to create advertising, the thing that keeps you up at night is not ‘Will some people not get it or like it?’ Rather it’s ‘Will anyone pay any attention and notice?’ I think we can safely check that box.”

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Obama’s a Muslim!…or is he?

September 9, 2008

I saw this clip today that proves, “straight from the horses mouth”, Barack Obama’s “Muslim faith”.  It must be true, right? But then I looked into it a little more and found a longer, unedited clip that shows more of the story.

13 Second Clip:

2 Minute Clip:

These tactics are used by both sides I’m sure, but just, once again, proves that you can’t believe everything you see, read, hear, etc. (unless it’s on LubeTheMind.com, or course)

Just thought it was pretty interesting…

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I Don’t Get The New Microsoft TV Ad But I Like It

September 5, 2008

People are already talking about the new Microsoft TV ad featuring Bill Gates and Jerry Seinfeld. paidContent.org called the ad “pretty pathetic“, Sam Diaz “didn’t get it“. TechCrunch got word from Microsoft that the ad is triggered to “engage consumers” and “spark conversation,” which I guess it is doing.

In any event, I saw the ad on TV last night. I tried to concentrate on it, but right after, I asked, “what did that mean?” I enjoyed the commercial because it was Bill Gates and Jerry Seinfeld in a weird situation, doing “nothing,” as Jerry is known for. But what are they really going for here?

Here is the ad, what do you think:

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Cakefarts? I guess it’s up there with Brazillian Fart Fetish…

September 1, 2008

I was going through the comments today and came across one that spiked my interest:
http://lubethemind.com/about/#comment-1240

Curiosity got the better of me when I noticed his website was Cakefarts.com. I figured it must be some site similar to ours. Well, it’s all about farting on cakes - as the title would suggest.

Not safe for work - and not safe for people who don’t think farting is hysterical:
Cake Farting

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Mesmerizing

August 27, 2008

Just try to turn this off before the end; it’s impossible.

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Getting Punched in the Face in Slow Motion

August 15, 2008

I’m not sure at what point someone decided that this was a good idea, but I’m glad they did.

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George Carlin: A YouTube Obituary

June 25, 2008

A little late, but better late than never I guess.

George Carlin had always thought religion was bullshit. Now, he has a chance to explain his views to the big guy up there, as his heart failed him at the age of 71.

Here’s a short selection of George Carlin’s best bits.

RIP George.

5. Voting - why do we always feel like there’s a lack of real choice on the ballot? George explains the habits of an average voter, where politicians come from and why the country is screwed.

4. Ten Commandments You know those stupid top 10 lists, that always seem like they were inflated up to a round number (any similarity to any persons or blogs living or dead is a coincidence)? Well, it goes all the way back to Moses.

3. Airline Announcements Ever wondered why all announcements on an airplane sound like they’re spoken in some weird language from a parallel universe?

2. Saving The Planet - Saving endangered species is just one more arrogant attempt by humans to control nature. It’s what got us in trouble in the first place.

1. Religion Is Bullshit If he was wrong about this one, it might get George into a lot of trouble right about now.

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