11 Photos of People Totally Ruined By Sex in the Background

November 17, 2009

Apparently, people haven’t figured out that with the number of cameras in existence today, any time you get it on in public, someone’s lens is going to catch you.

Here are the greatest 11 images I’ve found where people were just trying to take a nice photo… and someone had to get naked, whip something out or get it on in the background. Enjoy. (Some of these photos may be reposts from earlier posts)

  1. Latin heat. I can’t get over how similar the passionate gay Latino men look. Other than the height difference, these two really were made for each other — even if it comes at the expense of the older couple’s photo.
  2. Bowling alley. The kid in the foreground doesn’t look like he’s having a particularly good time bowling. And frankly, the groping couple in the background have facial expressions that also indicate they’re just going through the motions.
  3. Really? You HAVE to do that here? Forget the girls whose photo got ruined… I feel bad for Pink Jacket, who’s directly in the line of fire.
  4. Patriotic dogs. Everyone celebrates the Fourth in their own way. These dogs chose to set off their own red rockets. (HI-YO!)
  5. An all-time classic. This photo may be as old as the Internet itself. And yet, it’s still a crowd pleaser every single time it graces a monitor.
  6. The ladies and their sex aids. I put together these three photos, each complimented by its own sex toy. Counter-clockwise from top, it’s a large black phallic toy, a bottle of lube and a mysterious blow-up doll.
  7. Way, way too public. I’ve been in many clubs and seen many shenanigans go down. But rarely is it ever this blatant with this much exposure. Or this ginger.
  8. See, this is much more subtle. Well, not really.

    (Note: I know this photo wasn’t necessary “ruined” and was, in fact, taken because of the sexual congress in the background, but still, I felt like it belonged on this list.)

  9. Why is that on the TV at a family party? The woman’s showing off the baby. The balloon in the background indicates it’s a party. So, really, why is there hardcore porn on the TV?
  10. Not a shadow. Of all the people on this list, I have a feeling that the girl in this photo is the most embarrassed that her mishap is in circulation.
  11. We’ve all been there, sport. And really, it’s not a bad look.

It’s all relative…

July 12, 2009

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Anti-Douchebag Collar Clips

July 9, 2009

Miller unveils a new product to help keep your urge to look like a douchebag in check.


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The Largest Natural Breasts You’ll Ever See

July 6, 2009

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Meet Norma Stitz. Norma is special because she holds a world record: the record for the words largest natural breasts.

Norma was awarded the title in 1999 when her breasts clocked in at a staggering 69 inches, and weigh 40 pounds. You can’t cater for that with off the shelf bras, so instead Norma has bras custom made using parachutes (seriously).

Despite not being able to sleep on her back as her breasts crush her airways, and requiring help to walk up starts because she can’t she them, Norma has no interest in obtaining a breast reduction. “When people ask me why I don’t just get a reduction I say ‘Are you crazy?’ I love my boobs and they are winning me a wonderful life…I’ve had offers from TV stations all over the world wanting me to come on and show them off.”

But because this story should end on a positive note, it should come as no surprise that Norma takes full advantage of her breasts and works in the pornography business.

Here’s a clip of Norma on the Jenny Jones show:

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Awkward Boners – Because it happens to the best of us

July 2, 2009

I’d like to introduce to you all a new great site I’ve stumbled upon: Awkward Boners.  As all men know, boners can happen at the most inopportune times. I’m sure we all have traumatic memories of “it” happening while we were at a swim meet, or in the locker room showers, or even while giving a presentation.  It can’t be stressed enough that the goal of Awkward Boners is not to embarrass the individuals in these photos – boners are completely natural, and are nothing to be ashamed of. But that doesn’t change the fact that they’re usually pretty hilarious. People are encouraged to laugh at these photographs, to share them with friends, and to think “I’m glad that’s not me.”  Enjoy.

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You Know It’s Summer When…

July 1, 2009

You know it’s summer when the girls start showing their belly buttons…

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A Tribute to Men Staring at Boobs

June 30, 2009
Men like staring at boobs and butts.  That’s just a scientific fact.  Everyone has stolen a tantalizing glance at a nice rack or an amazing posterior at least once in their life.  Fortunately for the rest of us, some of these epic boob/ass stares have been documented via photograph and published to the internet for all to see, and I’ve taken the liberty of gathering some of the best boob and ass stares into one awesome collection.

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Sporno: 20 Pictures In Which Sport and Porn Collide

May 19, 2009

In the high-pressure world of professional sport, team-mates are bound to bond with one another.  All those hours spent together in the showers and receiving rubdowns, is it any wonder that these manliest of men tend to occasionally get a little too close?  As with everything on the internet, such moments have a name: Sporno.  Sporno is that split second in time when a photographer captures two strapping athletes becoming one.  Here are 20 Sporno moments that will make you want to get physical.

20. Two basketball players both straining to make the rim

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19. Another stiff performance by Lampard in an England shirt.

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18. “2-4-6-8, guess who this guy appreciates”

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17. “Just stand still a moment, while I kiss you on the mouth”

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16. Don Nelson clearly still has a few moves up his sleeve

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15. “No, I’m telling you. That guy behind isn’t watching us”

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14. So it’s not just Brooke that’s sucking the Hulkster dry

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13. “I’m sorry…”

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12. Sunk into Phil’s hole in one

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11. “Hey Senor, form an orderly queue”

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10. As is often the way, one guy is enjoying himself way more than the other

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9. Goldenballs-deep

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8. We’ve all uncorked too soon at least once in our lives

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7. What happens when an innocent game of Twister goes too far

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6. “So you play tight end?”
“Actually I’m a wide receiver”

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5. Her parents must be so proud

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4. The guy on the left was enjoying himself, until he became aware there was a camera on him

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3. For once Shawn Michaels isn’t the only sexy boy on display

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2. “So you play for Orlando Magic? Well guess what I’m about to make disappear”

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1. “Sorry for getting you sent off in the World Cup Wayne”

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Call for Submissions

February 26, 2009

What the hell is going on here?

Please provide:

  • Short back story of the characters
  • What events took place immediately prior to this incident
  • What ramifications did it have on their lives

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Just for clarification, there are:

  • Two Umpalumpas
  • Two very large rabbits
  • One guy in a suit
  • One guy with a microphone
  • Ambulance guy
  • And that man/woman on the stretcher

Paint By Number Toilet Paper

November 18, 2008

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