Lube The Mind

In the high-pressure world of professional sport, team-mates are bound to bond with one another.  All those hours spent together in the showers and receiving rubdowns, is it any wonder that these manliest of men tend to occasionally get a little too close?  As with everything on the internet, such moments have a name: Sporno.  Sporno is that split second in time when a photographer captures two strapping athletes becoming one.  Here are 20 Sporno moments that will make you want to get physical.

20. Two basketball players both straining to make the rim

19. Another stiff performance by Lampard in an England shirt.

18. “2-4-6-8, guess who this guy appreciates”

17. “Just stand still a moment, while I kiss you on the mouth”

16. Don Nelson clearly still has a few moves up his sleeve

15. “No, I’m telling you. That guy behind isn’t watching us”

14. So it’s not just Brooke that’s sucking the Hulkster dry

13. “I’m sorry…”

12. Sunk into Phil’s hole in one

11. “Hey Senor, form an orderly queue”

10. As is often the way, one guy is enjoying himself way more than the other

9. Goldenballs-deep

8. We’ve all uncorked too soon at least once in our lives

7. What happens when an innocent game of Twister goes too far

6. “So you play tight end?”
“Actually I’m a wide receiver”

5. Her parents must be so proud

4. The guy on the left was enjoying himself, until he became aware there was a camera on him

3. For once Shawn Michaels isn’t the only sexy boy on display

2. “So you play for Orlando Magic? Well guess what I’m about to make disappear”

1. “Sorry for getting you sent off in the World Cup Wayne”