Pure Genius?
September 18, 2008
Ladies and Gentleman, may I present to you the Beer Pouch Hoodie.
The sweatshirt has a built in beer-holder so your hands can be free to make baby batter relax.
This fratastic article of clothing can be found in a variety of designs at Brew City.
How to Make a Squirrel Sandwich
September 16, 2008Video of a cooking show host and her son hunting and killing a squirrel. Next, she shows how to make a tasty sandwich.
“I promised him a squirrel sandwich and that is what he’s gonna get after school. You’ve heard of tuna melts or patty melts, well why not squirrel melts.”
Saturday Night Live couldn’t have done better than this.
I’m going to have to take a rain check on this one. Not to mention there’s no way this is kosher.
The Fourth Greatest Invention
August 13, 2008After the Beer Launcher, the Breakfast Sandwich Machine (Thanks Adam) and the Hot Dog Bun Toaster, of course.
Presenting:
Toastabags
It turns your toaster into a sandwich maker.
What the Toastabags is all about…
“Whether you’re a student, teenager or busy professional on the go, why not invest in this neat little gadget that turns your toaster into a sandwich maker. This UK design allows you to simply add all your favourite fillings and toast them in a standard upright toaster.
Toastabags have many advantages: 1. Healthy eating, no added fats required2. Tough enough to be used over and over again3. Just wipe clean ready for next time4. Cook meals in a tiny, low-budget space Toastabag - it turns your toaster into a sandwich maker.”
That’s some awesome lot-ware. My Grilled Chesse is going to be so much headier than everyone else’s.
I claim gift dibs for the Bayless-Brunks nuptials.
You Wouldn’t See this Ad in the US
August 13, 2008I Like My Whiskey…
August 6, 2008Best Invention Ever
August 4, 2008“The World’s Strongest Cocktail”
July 18, 2008The ‘Aunt Roberta’
- Three shots of vodka
- Two shots of absinthe
- One shot of brandy
- One and a half shots of gin
- One shot of blackberry liqueur
Yes, this cocktail has eight and a half shots in it and it still manages to taste pretty damn good (apparently) because of the blackberry liqueur.
Who was Aunt Roberta?
It turns out this cocktail has an interesting history. It was invented in the 1800s by a mulatto prostitute who was running a bootleg drinks shack.
Apparently, she stumbled upon it when drunk and was never able to get exactly the right measures again. One of her patrons took the recipe to New York and got rich selling it in his bar.
Some friendly advice
Roughly 34 people died while drinking at Aunt Roberta’s place during the two years it was open. (She also served homemade moonshine and it was a pretty rough crowd.)
So make sure you have life insurance before you mix this one up.
Once you try this (I know you will), leave comments.
PBR is now America’s beer…sort of
July 15, 2008
Coors, Miller, and now Anheuser-Busch are all owned by foreign conglomerates. So where can a patriotic guy find an all-American brew these days?
Believe it or not, Pabst Brewing Company is now the largest American-owned brewer. But Pabst doesn’t even brew its own beer anymore. All 29 Pabst beers, from Schlitz, to Lone Star to Colt 45 to the legendary Pabst Blue Ribbon are outsourced to SAB Miller, based in South Africa.
Next on the list comes Boston Beer Company, which counterintuitively bottles its famous Sam Adams lager in Pennsylvania.
Third is D.G. Yuengling and Son Inc., known far and wide as America’s oldest brewery, operating in Pottsville, PA since 1829.
Here’s the full list of America’s top American-owned breweries according to the Brewer’s Association:
- Pabst Brewing Co.
- Boston Beer Co.
- D.G. Yuengling and Son Inc.
- Sierra Nevada Brewing Co.
- New Belgium Brewing Co. Inc.
- High Falls Brewing Co.
- Spoetzl Brewery
- Widmer Brothers Brewing Group
- Redhook Ale Brewery
- Pyramid Breweries Inc.
You can almost taste the freedom.













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