The Largest Natural Breasts You’ll Ever See

July 6, 2009

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Meet Norma Stitz. Norma is special because she holds a world record: the record for the words largest natural breasts.

Norma was awarded the title in 1999 when her breasts clocked in at a staggering 69 inches, and weigh 40 pounds. You can’t cater for that with off the shelf bras, so instead Norma has bras custom made using parachutes (seriously).

Despite not being able to sleep on her back as her breasts crush her airways, and requiring help to walk up starts because she can’t she them, Norma has no interest in obtaining a breast reduction. “When people ask me why I don’t just get a reduction I say ‘Are you crazy?’ I love my boobs and they are winning me a wonderful life…I’ve had offers from TV stations all over the world wanting me to come on and show them off.”

But because this story should end on a positive note, it should come as no surprise that Norma takes full advantage of her breasts and works in the pornography business.

Here’s a clip of Norma on the Jenny Jones show:

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A Tribute to Men Staring at Boobs

June 30, 2009
Men like staring at boobs and butts.  That’s just a scientific fact.  Everyone has stolen a tantalizing glance at a nice rack or an amazing posterior at least once in their life.  Fortunately for the rest of us, some of these epic boob/ass stares have been documented via photograph and published to the internet for all to see, and I’ve taken the liberty of gathering some of the best boob and ass stares into one awesome collection.

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Safe For Work Porn – Part 2

March 10, 2009

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Mac, I want that $30 back…

February 3, 2009

Alabama Grandma Gets Jail For Prostitution

A 62-year-old grandmother arrested in a prostitution sting in Fort Payne has begun serving a two month jail sentence. Last night, a Fort Payne municipal judge sentenced Mary Clark Duncan to 180 days, but suspended all but 60 days of the jail term. Duncan’s daughter, Theresa Duncan, was also arrested August first. The mother and daughter were arrested Aug. 1, after they allegedly both agreed to have sex with an undercover officer for $30 — at $15 each. Fort Payne Police Chief David Walker said the sting was carried out after his office received several tips that the women were engaged in illicit activities.

Mary Clark Duncan

Teresa Diane Duncan

“Prostitution is not something we see a lot of in the Fort Payne area,” Walker told The Times-Journal. “However, we are glad that something of this nature was brought to our attention, and were able to put an end to this operation.”There were two men at the home at the time of the arrest, including Teresa Duncan’s estranged husband and Mary Duncan’s son. No charges have been filed against the men, Walker said, according to The Times-Journal.

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The Three Stages of Intoxication

September 21, 2008

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Cakefarts? I guess it’s up there with Brazillian Fart Fetish…

September 1, 2008

I was going through the comments today and came across one that spiked my interest:
http://lubethemind.com/about/#comment-1240

Curiosity got the better of me when I noticed his website was Cakefarts.com. I figured it must be some site similar to ours. Well, it’s all about farting on cakes – as the title would suggest.

Not safe for work – and not safe for people who don’t think farting is hysterical:
Cake Farting

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Reason to Travel to Australia

August 30, 2008

As reported by the BBC, Australia is currently suffering from a “man drought.” According to the article, coastal cities are seeing an influx of Australian women moving from the countryside chasing a “better lifestyle.” Apparently, Australian men are leaving the country for Dubai.

Dubai.

Ya, the United Arab Emirates. Dubai. Not sure about the women situation in Dubai. Think I would prefer Australia. Just a hunch.

Just to make sure, let’s conduct some further analysis. I bring you a comparison of Australian women and those of Dubai.

Dubai

Australia

On the other hand, don’t go to the Australian countryside (unless you are female). Do to all the women flocking to the beach men are being left behind at a count of 23 men per single female.

A team of scientist (or demographers) have gotten together to give you a little head start on your next foray to Australia. They have  compiled a “Love Map” detailing the locations, or “clusters” as the article states, of single female and males across the continent.

Here’s the article and a link to Quantas. I think they fly direct from L.A.

I’d also like to point you to an earlier post about Dubai’s crazy drug laws

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I Think I Found My Dream Girl

May 19, 2008

More Bacon!

Bacon!

How awesome is that! Happy birthday to me…

You can check out all the amazing pictures here.

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