I think this one is kind of self-explanatory. But all of the following people have a quality that leads me to believe they take gigantic dumps.
12. John Goodman
He looks like he could crap out a dump truck full of Arby’s beef & cheddars.
11. Rosie O’Donnell
The only thing she loves more than Broadway is her trusty plunger. You know, for her meatloaf-sized bricks of poop.
10. Jeff Garlin
I bet he probably spends most of his day planning for, and recovering from some shit he’s about to take or just took.
9. Shaq
It’d be kind of disappointing if he didn’t take ridiculous dumps.
8. James Gandolfini
Once ordered a hit on his basement toilet.
7. Uncle Phil
Powerful, powerful dumper.
6. John Daly
If crappin’ was a pro sport, he’d be in the Turd Hall of Fame.
5. Al Pacino
Whooooooooaaaaaaahhh!
4. Phylicia Rahad
Cosby’s. Pool. But seriously, I bet she takes strong Nubian power craps.
3. Horatio Sanz
He strikes me as a hearty shitter, who giggles uncontrollably at the sounds he’s making. Then he calls Jimmy Fallon to let him listen.
2. Elton John
No, not because he’s gay. Or because his name is synonymous with ‘Gay Bathroom’. But that doesn’t hurt. I just think he probably belts out logs like he belts out tunes.
1. That Infomercial Guy.
Kaboom is right. Billy Mays looks like he takes loud, violent, epic shits.
July 13, 2008 at 5:11 pm
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