June 28, 2008
Here’s a nice little exercise on leasing versus renting.
Paul Macartney is my subject. I note according to reports he paid 49 million dollars to Heather Mills for 5 years or marriage. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which lets be honest, probably didn’t happen) it would end up costing him $26,849 per time. Heather ain’t exactly the best looking bird. Now I also note, Elliot Spitzer’s call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour, for anything. Had Paul McCartney ‘employed’ Kristen for 5 years, he would’ve paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million). Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you, no bitching and complaining or ‘to do’ lists. Best of all, she leaves when you’re done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.
Sometimes renting makes far more sense.
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Posted by awallens
June 17, 2008
Happened on the lineup for the aftershow at Cervantes:
Ivan Neville (Neville Bros., Dumpstaphunk)
Marc Ford (formerly of The Black Crowes)
Col. Bruce Hampton (ARU, Quark Alliance)
Jerry Joseph (Stockholm Syndrome)
Steve Drizos (Denmark Veseys, Dexter Grove)
Bobby Lee Rodgers & The Codetalkers
Midnight Ultra (feat. Steve Morris & Colin Murphy)
I take it you’ll be getting a couple sit-ins over the weekend. Always fun to have Col. Bruce around for a show.
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Posted by agerblic
June 13, 2008
Tune into Fuse, the national music television network, all this weekend for premier programming straight from Bonnaroo! Fuse will celebrate the festival by bringing you front and center with musical performances from the festival each night, along with updates and news throughout the weekend.
“Best of Bonnaroo: Volume I” Friday, June 13, 9pm ET
Fuse kicks off its exclusive 2008 Bonnaroo coverage weekend with a look back at some of the greatest performances of Bonnaroo past with the half-hour special, “Best of Bonnaroo: Volume I.” The program features never-before-aired performances by Radiohead, Dave Matthews Band, Wolfmother and The Roots. Then go to www.fuse.tv for a full schedule on Bonnaroo programming all weekend long.
“Fuse: Live from Bonnaroo” Saturday, June 14 at 9pm ET & Sunday, June 15 from 9-11pm ET
Fuse will bring you some of the biggest performances from Bonnaroo 2008 straight from Manchester, TN. It’s direct Bonnaroo programming all weekend long. Don’t miss it!
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Posted by awallens
A little late, but better late than never I guess.
