Gotta give the guy props for propping it up on it’s side, although I would think missionary would be a good choice… The felony thing reminds me of when campus safety told Mac that he could get a felony for pissing on the side of Lambda during Ritchie Center recess.
I like the kid who gets interviewed in his mom’s minivan
yeah – what makes him the authority on table fucking? – he still lives with his parents!