Target is Racist
April 29, 2008High as Fuck
April 11, 2008
I think these additional lyrics should be added:
Have you ever stared at a fish tank and thought that maybe you were in a giant aquarium and the fish were looking at you.
or
Have you ever wondered, “What if the door was really a jar?”
or
Have you ever thought, “What if there were bats hanging from the ceiling, you know, like Louisville Sluggers.”
Now you know and knowing is half the battle!
April 7, 2008These are some great GI Joe PSAs, gotta love late 80’s cartoons. Here are lessons I think we can all continue to learn something from almost 20 years later.
Lesson #1: Be smart when taking drugs
Lesson #2: Girls can be just as cool as guys, especially when skateboarding
Lesson #3: Hiding in an old decrepit fridge is bad news
Lesson #4: Handicapped people are still cool. I guess…
Favorite line:
Indian: “Remember having a handicap…”
Blond chick: “doesn’t mean you’re helpless. Now we know!”
Indian: “And knowing is half the battle.”
9-5 to the nickel. All props go to the moose…
April 2, 2008So I’m assuming you’ve all heard of the site AdultFriendFinder.com. If not, this site provides a venue for individuals to go online and find other “morally casual” individuals to partake in “relations”. Well, while Stumbling a few days ago I found a site that someone we know might have some interest in. Why this site was created, I don’t know; however, it seems appropriate. Ladies and Gentleman, may I present you with AdultMooseFinder.com!!!













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