11 Sexy Photos Totally Ruined By People in the Background
August 5, 2009There’s some part of human nature that really makes us laugh when attempted sexiness crashes and burns. This photo collection is a celebration of that horrible, yet undeniable, instinct that we all have. These are the 11 best photos where someone (a woman) was trying to be sexy… but someone or something crept into the background of the photo and ruined it. Of course, what makes it better is that they didn’t notice the interloper and posted the photo online anyways… which brings us to today.
- The old man sleeps. Playboy bunny necklace… sexy underwear… curvaceous pose… oh, and grandpa sleeping on the bed while it all goes down.

- The model and the ginger. If you ever wonder why people get so creeped out by ginger kids, this modeling photo says more than words (or Cartman) ever could…

- The floater. A toilet really shouldn’t be incorporated into a sexy photo. An unflushed toilet ESPECIALLY shouldn’t.

- High quality parenting, take one. It’s hard to find her sexy when her kid is passed out, shirtless, in the fetal position, mere feet away.

- High quality parenting, take two. Again, if you have to exile your infant outside so you can take sex photos, maybe it’s time to close those things right on up.

- Biggest boobs in the photo. Do not go to any of the girls.

- Well, he did pay for all the ballet classes. I feel like old Russian men have a patent on the all white tank top-briefs look.

- Bikini shoot on the beach. I think he just wanted to be a part of the photo shoot. After all, his bathing suit is just as revealing as any other one pictured here.

- Under the pier. The kid doesn’t seem to know how he got there… he isn’t doing a very good job of concealing himself against that post… yet you feel like this is still one of the greatest days of his young life.

- Call a babysitter. I just can’t believe this is real.

- And she would’ve gotten away with this, too. If it wasn’t for that meddling TV.

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July 9, 2009The Largest Natural Breasts You’ll Ever See
July 6, 2009
Meet Norma Stitz. Norma is special because she holds a world record: the record for the words largest natural breasts.
Norma was awarded the title in 1999 when her breasts clocked in at a staggering 69 inches, and weigh 40 pounds. You can’t cater for that with off the shelf bras, so instead Norma has bras custom made using parachutes (seriously).
Despite not being able to sleep on her back as her breasts crush her airways, and requiring help to walk up starts because she can’t she them, Norma has no interest in obtaining a breast reduction. “When people ask me why I don’t just get a reduction I say ‘Are you crazy?’ I love my boobs and they are winning me a wonderful life…I’ve had offers from TV stations all over the world wanting me to come on and show them off.”
But because this story should end on a positive note, it should come as no surprise that Norma takes full advantage of her breasts and works in the pornography business.
Here’s a clip of Norma on the Jenny Jones show:
Awkward Boners – Because it happens to the best of us
July 2, 2009I’d like to introduce to you all a new great site I’ve stumbled upon: Awkward Boners. As all men know, boners can happen at the most inopportune times. I’m sure we all have traumatic memories of “it” happening while we were at a swim meet, or in the locker room showers, or even while giving a presentation. It can’t be stressed enough that the goal of Awkward Boners is not to embarrass the individuals in these photos – boners are completely natural, and are nothing to be ashamed of. But that doesn’t change the fact that they’re usually pretty hilarious. People are encouraged to laugh at these photographs, to share them with friends, and to think “I’m glad that’s not me.” Enjoy.

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